San Francisco; 7 years in the industry
What is your current state of mind?
What is your favorite word?
What is your *least* favorite word?
What turns you on?
David Bowie circa Labyrinth (RiP).
What turns you off?
Meninists and likeminded ignorance.
What sound or noise do you love?
Sounds my cats make.
Fred, looking quite regal & somewhat bothered.
What sound or noise do you loathe?
Distant trains in the middle of the night. Seriously STFU I can not sleep!
What profession (other than your own) would you like to attempt?
Cosmotology. I enjoy doing my nails, trying new make up and coloring my hair. Seems like it would have been a good fit had I not gone down this road.
What profession would you *not* like to do?
Tech. It's completely meaningless and ruining our lives (especially in the Bay).
If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the pearly gates?
Clicking his tongue/teeth while he makes finger guns at me letting me know I didn't f*&! up too much and lets me in.
What is your idea of perfect happiness?
Couch, food, cats, tv binging, nap, repeat.
What are you most afraid of?
Being evicted and priced out of my home (Bay Area) because of tech bros.
Which trait in yourself do you most deplore?
I can't hide if I hate you. #restingbitchface
Which trait in yourself do you most admire?
My psychological strength and endurance.
Which living person do you most admire?
My cat Fred.
What do you consider to be the most over-rated virtue?
Purity. No slut shaming allowed.
What is your most luxurious extravagance?
I am pretty practical. I guess my wedding dress? Wedding ring? Things like that? I have a lot of fancy booze in my house I don't drink? My most luxurious are obvi my cats, have you seen them?! But those are necessities so...
On what occasion do you lie?
When the truth doesn't benefit the person being lied to. Like telling a child their goldfish died when you could just replace it and save the kid the unnecessary grief.
How might your nearest and dearest describe you?
insane. In a good way? That I'm loud, talk a lot, but I'm also a problem solver and a do-er.
What do you dislike most about your appearance?
My grandma whale arms! ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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What do you love most about your appearance?
Da booty. Can't help it, can't get rid of it, it's there so I embrace it!
Which living person do you most despise?
Donald Drumpf, I mean was that even a contest?
Which words or phrases do you most over-use?
What (or who) is the greatest love of your life?
Scott, my husbando.
When and where are you/were you the happiest?
Any time I have nothing to do and am eating cheese-based food at home with my cats and husbando.
Where would you most like to live?
In a home that I own.
What do you regard as the lowest depth of misery?
When I am held back in this industry for being a woman.
Who are your favorite writers?
Kurt Vonnegut, David Sedaris & JRR Tolkien.
Who is your hero of fiction?
What is your greatest regret?
How would you like to die?
What is your motto?
There is no such thing as too much chartreuse.
What do you most value in your friends?
Kindness, protectiveness, patience, understanding and the fact that they somehow like me for who I am.
What is your most treasured possession?
My cat Fred.
If your were forced to live the rest of your life without your body (physical), mind (intelligence), or heart (emotion & intuition), which would you choose to lose?
I'm married, I already let my body go ;)